“Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you’re operating a forklift”
Better than dropping a monster condom for your magnum dong.
I need the forklift to lift my magnum dong.
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The point is to be comfortable and enjoy sex. You could fit a melon in a normal condom but if it could talk, it’d tell you it ain’t good
he is absolutely going to town on that cigar
Klaus?
Plötzlich Klaus
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Pssshh how many models are you certified for? She won’t be impressed if it is only sit down forklift.
If they’re in to bad boys I can tell them I was driving reach trucks even though I wasn’t technically certified for
Ya I drove a couple and never got a card. I feel cheated
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better drop a few extra certification cards just to be safe
Woahh whoops, I dropped my magnum forklift certification card that I use to for my monster forklift.
Bro do you even lift?
Wups I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong
