People who have used any other OS: Hey, I’ve seen this one!

iOS users: What do you mean you’ve seen this? It’s brand new!

I’ve never had an ios product… Am i understanding it only just got the ability to run two timers at the same time?

… No way.

I’ll never grow tired of Apple users paying more for less then acting smug about it. How blissful they must be.

iToddlers btfod

Please don’t call me again, until the snooze time oft the Alarm clock can be change to anything else than 9 minutes.