Jupiter, Florida that is. He wasn’t an alien.
Don’t be careful when feeding wildlife, don’t feed wildlife
But then how will I poison the pigeons in the park?
The fact that Florida-man finds this to be revelatory really says all you need to know about Florida.
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I mean, he’s from Florida, basically a different planet already.
Sure about that?
Yes. Aliens are smart enough to avoid rabid otters.
*Presumably inhabits planet with no rabid otters. Deliberately travels to planet with the rabid otters on it.*
Floridaman
The Florida Department of Health confirmed that the man tested positive for rabies and has since been euthanized.
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Well. You know what they say about boys who go to Jupiter.
They should be checking out Uranus instead?
Critical support for comrade otter in her fight against Man! Rip in power ✊ 😔