That moment when you look around for the most competent person, and come the sad conclusion that it’s you
“Fuck, guess I gotta look inward. Alright, what do we got?”
"We have a panic button sir. "
“We don’t use that button. Father explicitly forbade us from using that button. He said it always makes things worse.”
“Father isn’t here.”
“Can things get worse?”
“No, sir.”
“Hit the panic button.”
Subsequent panicking making the situation worse.
“Well we won’t do that again, right?”
I said 6 please.
…
Please press the button for the sixth floor…
That honestly happens to me with Linux, and it’s kind of sad. I reach out to my friends for help with Linux when I realize wait a second, I’m supposed to be the Linux expert here. That’s when I know I’m really fucked lol
When you make the soup yourself when you’re sick 🥲
This should be illegal. I don’t have a good solution to it, but it should be illegal. At least for me.
I agree, but I also wasn’t going to let my ex win this one.
I may be sick as hell, but I’ll be damned if I let her have the satisfaction of saying she’s a supermom.
Microwave ramen is a godsend in this case
Easy to make, filling, salty as fuck, and comforting
Me: “I need an adult” My brain: “We are an ad-” Me:“no, no we are not”
No, a real adult.
An adultier adult
Naaail!
Parenting in a nutshell
Too close to home.
Real adults post memes without a watermark
Real real adults can’t see it cuz cataracts.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
Very relatable
