• SleepyWheel
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    351 year ago

    Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist

    • @MrsDoyle
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      61 year ago

      He’s the reason I left the Co-op Bank - he was chairman. I figured if they had a loon like that at the top they couldn’t be trusted with my money.

  • @killeronthecorner
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    271 year ago

    Suspended reverend Paul Flowers was filmed snorting lines as he ­entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden

    Ngl, bit jealous of the size of his hot tub after reading this. Bet he has two naans and a paratha with his curry. Mad lad.

  • @systemglitch
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    161 year ago

    Sunburnt nipples are no joke, mine as sensitive enough to shirts I have to put bandaids over them on e or twice a year… sunburnt nipples would be total hell.

    • @Visstix
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      101 year ago

      His are even burnt to a crisp!

  • @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    If he’s a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.

  • swab148
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    81 year ago

    The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It’s actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans

  • @Crackhappy
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    61 year ago

    That may be the most poetical poetry I have ever heard. slow clap

  • DreamButt
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    51 year ago

    Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED

  • @[email protected]
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    31 year ago

    Whatever happened to the classics? Boomers are ruining the strawberry and whipped cream industries!