She’s just trying to scare you with her Boo-bies. 👻
Boooooooooo…
Everyone knows when she starts to take her clothes off, you’re about to be slaughtered by the killer. Stop her immediately.
I hate how “Netflix and chill” just means sex, because those words precisely describe an activity I want to do with people, but there is not actually a term for that because the term was co-opted by horny people.
It’s like how if you ever need to describe a time that you slept adjacent to someone in a non-sexual way, you have to resort to awkward phrasings because “slept with” is one of the most common euphemisms.
When you invite a girl over to watch scary movies and she starts taking her skin off (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Horror movie victim cosplay 💀
Jesus, I’m not a piece of meat!
You are. I guarantee it.
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