Suckin on a chili dog

God I hate Mellencamp. Small town is the worst song ever made, it’s infuriatingly bad and just says small town over and over. How did this guy ever get famous? He’s awful.

I wish I could enjoy Mellencamp, but I grew up in Bloomington, Indiana, where he lived and lives and he’s such a colossal asshole that I can’t look past that and enjoy the music. I admit he has some great songs, but all I can think of when I listen to him is what a dick he is. A real “don’t you know who I am” type.