Isn’t that where the “riding a broomstick” thing came from in the first place?
I rember hearing this on the myths and legends podcast. They also lubed it with ground up herbs to get high.
You need German quality “brooms”: https://wood-fun.de/en
Aren’t porous materials like wood a bad idea for that use case?
Their FAQ says:
Because we grind the dildos 3 times in a very complex process. So the wooden dildo is already silky smooth. In addition, our products are coated with a varnish. This means that the wood does not absorb any moisture, the varnish seals the wood completely and makes it impossible for splinters to come off.
(But I wouldn’t trust wood for that use case in any capacity.)
Sounds painful
Not if you seal it with varnish
PAIGE… yes?
I don’t know that master splinter go out with a witch
Genital warts
