Yes, it’s the Post. The story was too good to pass up

    • oleorunOPM
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      31 year ago

      Anyone got a toaster we can sacrifice? For science?

    • @Drusenija
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      31 year ago

      Not gonna lie, my first thought was it was a guerrilla marketing campaign for the new (well, not that new now) TMNT movie.

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    I tried to read the article and now I am a stroke survivor with cancer.

    Seriously, the article text is just a loose collage of twitter quotes…