• @[email protected]
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    I don’t even know why they’re called conservatives if they don’t conserve anything other than their frail egos.

  • @helpImTrappedOnline
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    Reminded me of an old joke, (no idea it’s origins.)

    A programmer finds a genie -

    genie “You have 3 wishes”

    Man: “I wish for a trillion dollars”

    Genie “done”

    Man “I wish I had a hot girlfriend”

    Genie “dude just ask your crush.”

    Man “I’m scared of planes, so I wish for a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there”

    Genie “come on, do you realize how much engineering and logistics that will take. Not to mention all the international permits I’ll have to deal with. Try something easier”

    Man “okay, ummm…I wish my program UI was understood by everyone who uses it”

    Genie “how many lanes?”

  • @[email protected]
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    It would be even nicer if Conservatives stopped being Conservatives. The Overton Window needs to be moved way more to the left.

    • Diva (she/her)
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      Stop conservatives from being conservative with one weird trick!

      spoiler

      (explicit call for violence)

  • @Daft_ish
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    ITT: people dealing with a fascist the way it should be done. We are ready for a time machine, let’s go back to 2016.

  • @Siegfried
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    Its a shame the color wasn’t used… it could have been blue for americans or red for the civilized world

    • @uis
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      It’s green and red here. Green means country has UHC.

      • @[email protected]
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        Glad I’m not in one of those countries. I like healing from my cuts and scrapes without golden apples.

        EDIT

        Does anyone remember Mindcrack UHC?

        • @uis
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          *eats enchanted gapple*

      • @Siegfried
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        If you have a better suggestion, go ahead

          • @Siegfried
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            Well, I just thought it would have been a nice detail…

            • @Soulg
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              An even greater detail would be to actually answer them. Like an #American would.

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                Answer to what? Isn’t it obvious? Anyway, im no american gracias a dios

                At this point I can’t distinguish if people are being triggered due to polarization or to an extremely bad detail

  • @Gigan
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    “Everything I don’t like is fascism”

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      checks post history supports taking away voting rights and complains about a “straight white male” not being “an acceptable protagonist in 2023”

      We found the fascist, everyone.

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        Going through someone’s comment history rather than responding directly is so pathetic.

        You could argue taking voting rights away is fascist, but I was only talking about Felons.

        The other one is culture war stuff and not related at all.

        • MamboGator
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          “Debate me!” cried the fascist, but Pooh knew better than to engage. There could be no good faith arguments here.

          • @Gigan
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            I don’t think anyone here is capable of having a debate, all you can do is scream fascist and then claim victory. I don’t think anyone can actually even define fascism.

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              See Umberto Eco’s definition and then compare it to everything conservatives have done and said over the past 6-7 years.

              • @Gigan
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                At least half the things on his list can also be attributed to liberals over the past 6 years.

                • @Soulg
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                  Flatly incorrect. I bet you only watch newsmax where they just lie 24/7

        • @vind
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          Still fascist, fascist.

        • Mr Fish
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          Going through someone’s comment history rather than responding directly is so pathetic.

          Ah yes, it’s pathetic to try to understand who you’re talking to before opening your mouth.

          You could argue taking voting rights away is fascist, but I was only talking about Felons.

          Interesting, could you please define what a right is for me?

          The other one is culture war stuff and not related at all.

          “Culture war” or something similar is pretty key to fascism. Can’t get defensive and reactionary if you don’t feel attacked.

    • @1847953620
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      “hey daddies, i have a downvote fetish”