• Flying Squid
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    10 months ago

    “Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I’ll see you in about 10 years.”

      • @bfg9k
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        810 months ago

        One!

        Of us!

        Is wearing!

        A push up bra!

  • @BeefPiano
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    1710 months ago

    I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      1110 months ago

      Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.

  • @Potatisen
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    1410 months ago

    THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!

  • @FlatFootFox
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    810 months ago

    Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!

    • Spot
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      810 months ago

      I shall change my name to… Betty.

      • @kholby
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        410 months ago

        But… isn’t Betty…a woman’s name?

  • IninewCrow
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    710 months ago

    Does a power kick to the child’s chest … yes he may return to his studies

    Worf: … these instructors are way too lenient

  • @[email protected]
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    310 months ago

    I feel like I’m missing something. I don’t understand anything going on in this thread.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      10 months ago

      Watch the movie Kung Pao! Enter the Fist. It’s a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dated jokes, but very fun/quotable.