Welcome… To Nightvale.
The City Council and the Sheriff’s Secret Police remind you to feed you walking houses … or they will feed themselves.
I can hear this in his voice.
Oh Toronto, never change.
It’s changing. For instance, it’s much more Bed, Bath and Beyond-y than it was in the 90’s. Just a matter of time before Kensington gets a few condos.
The city had much more character before cell phones were a thing and virtual life replaced real human interactions.
it’s an ad for an ar game called SIGIL in the style of Pokemon go/initium. looks pretty cool honestly
What are the houses that walk like women doing?
They’re flitting & dancing through the flower fields.
Maybe they are what the dimension needs to be protected from?
Called the number and extension, it really does give a lot more information.
Care to elaborate for those of us too lazy and/or too introverted? (Perhaps both)
It’s just a pre-recorded message but you can press extension 72 and it tells you a bunch of shit about being a bounty hunter and then allows you to leave a message and you can also dial extension 66 and it will say some other weird shit and you can leave a message. I left a message as well as my phone number. Will update if anything happens but seriously doubt it. I tried to shitload of other common extensions and numbers but nothing happened. It just said this extension does not exist.
It’s a prerecorded message that expounds more on the houses that walk like men.
Ok but some men walk very silly.
It’s okay the crack heads at Bellevue park make sure to guard the dimensional portal in Kensingtslon at night.
The neighborhood has never been safer.
Does your house have stairs in it?
I am here to protect you.
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