And this song is called, I wanna rock you, and in the parentheses, till the break of dawn.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called “toys” were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
Tonight. You.
Keep it up, Carl. They might just haul you off.
You think you can back that up?
Yeah I got witness testimony!
No I mean that ass… back it up
WHO DID THIS TO MY FREAKIN CAR!?
Aqua Teen!
Look just say Smith or Jones or something. There’s no way you can pronounce that right.
IT’S BRITANANANALUSKI
the giant baguettes in the fries container really make this piece imo
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