• @Feathercrown
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    425 months ago

    Even the commenter trying to be worse failed

        • Dr. Coomer
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          85 months ago

          You weirdly got it right.

        • SokathHisEyesOpen
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          35 months ago

          At least yours is legitimate slang. The comic is just a bunch of buzzwords in regular sentences.

          • Captain Aggravated
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            35 months ago

            At the very least they’re used correctly, the author seems to know what those words mean at least.

    • @jettrscga
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      35 months ago

      What’s a bop? I can’t tell if that’s actual slang or one of the joke ones like WIFI.

      • @[email protected]
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        125 months ago

        Pretty sure they mean a song (alternatively, “bopper”). Specifically an upbeat one that makes you want to dance.

        The context of Limewire points to this too.

  • @[email protected]
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    195 months ago

    Come on, Hashtag, geotag your retweeeted stream from the app in the cloud. All the cool kids are doing it.

  • Bonje
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    175 months ago

    level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

    • @samus12345
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      185 months ago

      Farthest back example I could find is this. Apparently it’s from a textbook?

        • @samus12345
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          65 months ago

          Or it could be a different edition. Is the image supposed to convey that kids use slang? And is that supposed to be some sort of revelation?

          • pewter
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            55 months ago

            More reasonable and more likely explanation. I wonder if they got rid of the image or added it in a new edition.

  • Stern
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    75 months ago

    have you skibbidied that fanum tax with your rizz?

  • @[email protected]
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    55 months ago

    How the “smart sciency computer people” in 90’s comics and 2000’s cartoons talk.

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      45 months ago

      When I was younger I’d just ramble off a bunch of computer part names and people thought I was the smartest computer nerd in the world. I was like, these are just the parts that make up your computer, dummies.

  • @Fave
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    35 months ago

    Honestly sounds a bit like my management :D

  • Erika2rsis
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    35 months ago

    This is basically just Skwerl but for “young people who are good with computers” slang

  • @Fleur__
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    25 months ago

    Why can I understand all this

    • @datelmd5sum
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      175 months ago

      As a millenial it’s weird how the generations before us are completely tech illiterate, but also the generation after us. Fuck me, the zoomers are getting stepper machines, thinking they’re somehow good and a new thing.

      • @CurlyMoustache
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        35 months ago

        And it is our own fault. We’ve made much of the stuff zoomers are using. By us black boxing everything in order to make it easier, the zoomers have become insanely tech illiterate

      • @[email protected]
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        25 months ago

        It’s weird feeling like we’re sandwiched in the middle of tech illiteracy. Like, yo, I can’t hold the whole tech stack up myself. You guys gotta learn how to “use the Internet” too.

        My sister in law is almost 10 years younger and can’t even get Plex running on her Apple TV. Wtf?!

        • @[email protected]
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          15 months ago

          I obviously haven’t tried it but I would not be at all surprised to learn that it was unsupported. I don’t use Plex but I’ve yet to see anything other than an Android TV box support either Jellyfin or Kodi. The companies that make these things are catching on

      • Zelda Goats
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        15 months ago

        Shout out to all my Generation X peeps–the first generation to spend our teenage/young adult years on the Internet. We still laugh at our Boomer parents who don’t know anything about technology. Now we kinda roll our eyes and say “whatever” to all the younger folks who think that we don’t either.

    • 🔍🦘🛎
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      145 months ago

      There’s no way this image isn’t from 10+ years ago. It’s definitely Boomers writing Millenials

    • vortic
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      125 months ago

      Okay, according wikipedia I’m considered to be an early Millennial. Even I know that this sounds like it was written by a Boomer. The kind of Boomer who owns a phone but turns it off after they’re done with their scheduled phone call because they don’t want to drain the battery.

      • @[email protected]
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        25 months ago

        And then everyone gets mad at them because they’re never reachable and causes problems lmao.

        Yeah, you hit the nail on that one!

    • El Barto
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      105 months ago

      Bro, I’m GenX and even I know GenZ peeps don’t talk like this.