• Hegar
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    1311 months ago

    My favorite part is downgrading the bar owner’s charge from a felony to a misdemeanor.

    If the police destroy your stuff, you’re guilty of a felony. But if the police were drunk at the time, you’re guilty a misdemeanor.

  • littleblue✨
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    1311 months ago

    Can’t read signals or signs. Everyone knows the entry is around back.

  • be_excellent_to_each_other
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    711 months ago

    How in 2023, with a camera in every pocket and many more do they still think they can lie continuously without getting caught? It boggles the mind.

    • @[email protected]
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      611 months ago

      Less to do with “not getting caught” and more to do with “no consequences despite being caught”

  • theodewere
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    611 months ago

    this all ends happily when the cops admit they’re gay and get married