Even before the Beetlejuice scandal, Lauren Boebert's re-election bid was already drawing strong national interest.
  • DigitalTraveler42English
    9•5 months ago

    Because she’s giving handjobs during Beetlejuice to her first 100 voters

  • ME5SENGER_24English
    5•5 months ago

    I wonder how many dark theater handjobs she’s given out to get where she is today and how many more re-election will require, I’m assuming that will require both hands 🤔

    • @qooqieEnglish
      3•5 months ago

      I wouldn’t be surprised if the number is 0 or close to it. Her constituents are incredibly stupid I’ve found

  • @[email protected]English
    1•5 months ago

    The sad thing is that even if she gets voted out she’ll still be a powerful MAGoo icon. She’ll rant about how hse was defeated by ‘outside money’ and go on FOX/OAN as a contributor. She’s the next Sarah Palin.