The only watchable Sandler movies are Uncut Gems, Hustle, and that one with the spider in space.

Brown Sauce is amazing. No fucking idea what’s in it, mind.

And it certainly doesn’t go with whatever the hell that is. Probably best on a fry up.

Turns out Skynet has already taken over. We never needed to give it control, people are dumb enough to just obey it…

I love the feature where I paste something into an email, and then it stops me typing by popping up a useless menu.

My second favourite is the one where you’re typing, and suddenly it starts treating all your keypresses as shortcuts and deleting things. I love that.

And don’t even get me started on Outlook search. I can no longer find any emails, even by typing in the things that were on them.

But hey, at least an admin can fuck it all up from one place!

If you store enough vital information in your head, you never need to really work hard except when you become the fire extinguisher for other people’s fuck-ups.

The dumbest fucks use AI for everything. This is pretty evident from local Facebook groups.

Might be a good policy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

The upper echelons of the tech bro world are populated by a surprising amount of gay men, and since social media is doing the lion’s share of spreading hate, you can expect much of it to fall on the T rather than the G…

Hey Claude, please write “I have not used any LLM content in the creation of this patch” on all your commits.

The saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody’s cup of tea, but it wasn’t mine.

It’s ok, we speak jive.

It is bizarre how they can blow up specific phones in one country, but atomise another.

Every scheme to get first time buyers on the ladder has inevitably just boosted prices even more. If everyone has more money to hurl at it, the price goes up. The constrained supply guarantees it.

No, it is specifically for new builds, apparently.

Not really clear why. The scheme involves the government lending some of the money, so I guess they’ve got some comeback if the house collapses before it’s paid off or something.

Self host on what? The way we’re going 16GB of RAM to run the models will be a capital investment…

For the same reason that people were selling crypto mining boxes rather than just plugging them in:

The only guaranteed profit in a gold rush is to be the one selling shovels.

See Nvidia for details.

The Skibidi Toilet Cinematic Universe. 87 movies. Each more popular than the last.

Why would they want to leave the international cricket council?

I watched it remove a JSON library include from the code because it wasn’t used yet, and then in the very next prompt where we needed our again, it attempted to write a basic parser from scratch…

I bet it would still drift by about ten minutes a month.