Why are we speaking English…?

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More like “can we just not do that at all?”

Christmas is one of a number of important rituals that are distributed between cultures and spaced out in specific intervals over the year to keep Dread Cthulhu sleeping so no it can’t be postponed. When Santa is sad that he won’t be able to deliver gifts, he doesn’t give a crap about the kids who’ll be so very sad they’re not getting the newest Barbie Pony Slaystation, he’s really deathly afraid of what’s going to happen to the world.

Okay, let’s see, uh, I’m basically a nice person and I want you to understand why people are reacting negatively to your post and why you can’t just use established memes to express things that nobody else associates with them and expect people to understand.

Not only is this AI, I also have no idea what I’m looking at.

Yeah, that’s not how things work. Words and symbols have meaning. “I’m using the word ‘neutronstars’ to refer to the green stuff growing on the ground and ‘ear’ for the big blue thing above, your fault if you don’t understand what I’m saying,” is no way to communicate anything.

Or maybe it’s because this image is weird as fuck and you apparently don’t know what the two pills symbolise.

It’s either that or he randomly speaks in episode titles :)

goddammit

automotive manufacturing industry would lose hundreds of thousands of jobs if all companies were forced to build only electric cars.

What, why?

letter sent by German Chancellor Friedrich Merz to European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen persuaded the governing body

GODDAMMIT FRITZE

Eh. Discord Q is just as aware of all four walls as Pinkie Pie.

• Do not assume older people have anything at all figured out

That’s why I use a grocery list app that lets me keep track of prices and package sizes. So I can be furious for a few minutes while contemplating whether I really need this thing and then resign myself to my fate of getting 27 g less for the same money.

Forgetting to get groceries in time for when shops are closed for several days in a row.

I think I tried Dark Souls 2 for half an hour before I realised I’m too dopamine-deprived and not patient enough by far for this type of game. I admire anyone who makes it through even one souls-like.

You get a visit by the sexy fake FBI and their gay angel friend?

An account created at your birth by the government? Presumably associated with your birth certificate? Did a sovereign citizen dream this up?

Why? Because line go up and people who own gold can sell it for more? Serious question actually, I don’t understand the economy.

modern revival of a similar invention featured at the 1970 Osaka Expo

Dang, you get any accomodations for that?