You know that number is entirely theoretical, right?

If he were to sell all of his stock tomorrow, it would tank the value immediately and he’d never get even close to half of that money (probably far less).

How do people like that remember how to breathe?

That doesn’t mean they don’t have any fans. In fact, that’s frequently all they have.

I think you missed the joke there buddy.

Yes, of course she was advised by some pretty smart people. But at the end of the day, she had the product they needed to sell.

Can someone please convert that into avocado toasts for me?

IDK bro, I see stuff at the grocery store for half off all the time because it’s close to expiry

Weird, that’s when most people seem to feel the gayest

Pretty sure the majority of J Lo’s wealth comes from her assets, not education

So Valve finally decided to make a version for women

Shocking discovery: sex sells. More news at 11.

In other words, compared to that whiskey, the $30 bottle of wine below looks like an absolute bargain

Yeah…

I thought you were joking but that’s actually true. No census has ever placed the population of Ulster County above 183,300, according to Wikipedia.

Oreo has a protein bar. Kraft has protein mac and cheese.

Pfft. At my grocery store, they’re selling protein water and protein soda these days.

That’ll probably get you shot in France

You’re thinking of Croque Monsieur. Monsieur Clown is the name of a famous cabaret in Paris.

And if he actually starts choking or coughing from the smoke, he’ll probably end up dropping his laptop or his drink into the pool.

Might

Dude ate so much pussy that it left him permanently disfigured