Those don’t work for me no matter how many times I try. I must have eaten, 30 maybe 40 books by now

Why are you sending me your weakest delivery boys?

You’re my hungriest soldier

Bro look like he wants worms to stand ready for his arrival

They spread a cup of salt on it, we’re past caring about the carpet

I won’t listen to anyone with bad trigger discipline like this.

“WHO TF GAVE THE (HARD R)S RIGHTS?”

People who aren’t USAians usually don’t know wtf a Vermont is.

Do high school history and social studies classes have a day or a week that discuss US imperialism & shady dealings of recent decades?

No, that’s the entire curriculum. Kinda impossible not to properly discuss a country’s hystory without mentioning the US when the US has been fucking with it

I, too, wish to never encounter an unitedstatian

If a US ally wins a Latin American election, start asking questions

WHAT ABOUT RUSSIA THOUGH??

Maybe protesters should start bringing rifles

You’d probably still die somehow

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My God, someone is planning on destroying the World Trade Center.

Someone tell Iraq it’s happening again.

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At least some good news came out of this then

It’s pretty radical 🤘😎