I can’t offer you that, but that pope hammer does look awfully square.

Too much personality. It’s a Rei one for sure.

Me reading about bdsm: “bro aftercare is just being vanilla as heck.”

Cybertruck joke

You repeat yourself.

Haha, they haven’t had that since day 1. They just need to get shot and reveal Ukrainian locations so they can bombard them with artillery. That’s it, that’s all they’ve ever done.

Haven’t checked numbers recently but it’s at or nearing a million killed and wounded. Not a great number but they have plenty more.

Though there’s probably a significant amount of people on lemmy who would be into actually that.

Smoking near the ammo depots must be a national pastime.

You know how they overproduced purple hearts in anticipation of an invasion of mainland Japan that never happened? Imagine if that happened and yet they still fell short on numbers, except instead of casualties of war it’s idiots getting fucked by Trump and instead of purple hearts it’s “fell for it again” awards. That’s where we’re at.

Woah Sandy Branderson is a Mormon?

Women’s boots really are a gold mine for costume stuff. I found a great pair of below the knee riding-ish boots for my Ren faire outfit.

Spiny banana.

Lithuania-Russia border as of last October.

Yea he’s not all powerful

I know what you mean, but making this statement about the alleged voice of God on earth is hilarious to me.

Exactly, pay it off just in time to get a new predatory loan with peanuts in exchange for the trade in.

Semi-related, ask your friends how many of them own their phones vs paying monthly.

Got a new rog recently. The included bloatware, I think it was antivirus but I don’t remember, made games (the thing it was designed for) basically unplayable. There would be random MASSIVE keyboard lag, like I would stop holding W and my character would keep running for several seconds. The mouse had no such issue so I could turn to mitigate, but fuck me it took a while to find the answer. And they’re SHIPPING that shit.

Oh shit if you have a dog you need to shut down the computer right now no time to explain

Synapse bricked a keyboard during a firmware update and it was a known issue dating back at least 2 years and they tried to refuse rma. Not even a mistake on my end, literally “updating do not unplug whoops it’s gone.” That was just the final straw for me but the program crashes and freezes literally all the time. In fact after a certain point it just doesn’t work anymore and you have to completely reinstall.

Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.

Love how Brooklyn 99 addresses that. Peralta is basically a caricature of the “loose cannon that gets results” cop, but even he doesn’t cross the line when it comes to illegally obtaining evidence.