“Accidental spider release plagues nearby town. ‘Nobody wants to fall asleep anymore’, says citizen.”

🍑Envy!🍑

The world sitting idle in their ships in the Strait of Hormuz while the US do weird things.

Yes! I was looking for this comment. I live smack in California central valley. Farms here flex continuously with a multitude of crops. Strawberry, walnuts, cherry, and almond are top long-runners. There are also so many unexpected other high value crops here; like blueberry, spinach, sugar beet, olives, garlic, pistachios, etc.

Del Monte was only one processor. But every one of their factories continues on doing something else that’s currently in abundance here.

If local market isn’t demanding, one final attempt is the export market. We are currently doing this with alfalfa (hay), rice, and wine.

And on a final fruit note, pears are slowly following the fate of peaches. Dont know why. Currently Brazil and Mexico just make 'em better.

Holy moly. Then truly a demonstration of wealth of sorts – unfettered data processing power. 🤖👍

Was the cat likely a real cat from superimposed footage? I thought rendering hair physics is somewhat computer intensive. Plus the YouTube channel never has the same cat twice.

If I had the resources to make ai or CG videos of this quality, I would make an entire proper season 2 of Wonderfalls or FireFly, with the full direction, rights, consents, and stampped approval of the original producers and actors. I so so would. I’ve already written the fanfic screenplays.

We’re going to need a reverse Jurassic Park…
Man brings back dinosaur, dinosaur wakes up working on an oil farm, dinos find out they are the oil, dinos help other dinos escape, dinosaur use man’s machine to get thumbs. Dinosaurs take back the world.

Growing-up on a farm she’ll know which vegetables blow the biggest beefers.

The new animal crackers scene…

2026 and going forward, “millions” is actually a low number – as bad as that figure is.

I wanted to invent the tricorder. But I ended up just buying one for $20 for a Halloween costume.

My backup - work for Compaq, fix CD-ROMs, because lasers were going to be the future!
Oh, nineties US public school system, I am your progenitor. Tosh k’o Tosh… we die together.

Flip the birb

I can’t afford therapy. So I just pull it at home until the chemicals in my brain feel like everything is okay.

[As the emails to Tech Support go unanswered, the children continue to use unfiltered school internet – purchasing NFT’s and asking Grok unadulterated questions…]

Worst case scenario, the attorney can comply but increase their fees; because they have to process things manually.

Seymour: I just learned about them – they’re fantastic!
Boss: It’s addressed, “Dear Super Nintendo Chalmers”.

Worse is auto LED headlight smart dimming. It tries to brighten on dark stretches and dim when it thinks there are oncoming cars. It will never let your eyes get accustomed to night driving. Too many reflective curve\turn signs like these…

And it will dim to its lowest legal setting thinking, “lots of cars!”, leaving you to complete the datk curve with a, “oh sh🤬 did my headlight just burn out?!” feeling.