Oh yeah, I remember hearing something about a parade, shame it ended up being the same day as all those cool protests 🤔

I’d definitely be in favor of a few WWII-participant states’ total collapse. The expansionist genocidal ethnostate is a clear pick for sure, and the oppressive totalitarian government on its Eastern front wouldn’t be a great loss either

The situation isn’t terribly dissimilar, actually

My cousin once told me that I was the only person he could hang out with and not feel like anything specific was expected of him; that he felt like nothing he did or said (good or bad) would change how I felt about him

I still consider that the highest compliment I’ve ever received

I’m somewhere along the lines of “I just hope both teams have fun”, but the opposite of that

Wishing both sides a very happy total collapse of their existing state

They may even fry you a rice, if you ask real nice

If you read it as a kid without problems, you were most likely either a particularly gifted kid or reading an abridgement

Close friend is getting married 😭

Yeah, I’m pretty sure ICE are paid

Nobody wants to go to your party, doofus

We’re all going to our local 50501’s planned event (mines right by my city hall, I can walk there!)

We instead have something I like to call “Corpo-brutalism”

It’s like Brutalism, but with random colorful rectangles

Edit is good =)

Not great advice for certain thinkings which should not be done XD

https://youtube.com/shorts/EQxsf-IMctk

It’s a reference to the saying “Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades”

The second word is a (probably poorly, I hardly know any German) made-up compound word for “horse grenades”, so it’s handshoes and horse grenades instead

September for Americans

Handschuhe und Pferdegranaten

Crazy how quickly things get out of hand when you’ve got tiny baby hands

No, an increase in cell size would increase page count multiplicatively. Cells twice as tall would print the same amount as printing twice