Cool things to ask for for Christmas:

• Socks: I wear tall boots & long pants for work, so no one knows about my Deadpool/Pokemon/flying taco socks, but it puts a smile on my face. My sister got me a pair of socks with a sad sock sitting on the stairs that say “worst gift ever.” I cried laughing.

• Hobby accessories: You have your guitar, straps, strings, and picks are all perishable items that it’s good to have a backup for.

• Shared experiences: ask for a group trip, a local excursion, or a board game to play together.

• My favorite - the themed surprise: instead of asking for a specific thing ask for “Something to make me laugh” or “Something nostalgic” or “Something I’ll use daily” or “Your favorite recipe and the ingredients to make it”. This makes shopping for / creating the gift as much fun as receiving it, since everyone will interpret the instructions a little differently and the possibilities are endless. This one’s fun for a themed gift exchange for a secret Santa as well.

What colors do I need to change my profile pic to to show that I always supported [the winning side]?

I feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!

You could get 2 or 3 duals, depending on colors, and have a bit left over for sleeves.

But not gay… The tips aren’t touching.

Anybody want a peanut?

I think Warhammer could be improved with the addition of a cat. You either get a large piece of on unnavigable terrain, or a natural disaster that wreaks havoc… Possibly both in various degrees.

I saw a YouTube video of a game where they played soccer in 3rd person. Everyone wore VR goggles that gave them a birds eye view of the field and it was very amusing to see.

Probably not to play, though.

Ever watch the street soccer 1v1 deals where they’re just trying to dribble past a defender?

That’s a mini game I’d love to watch as a tie breaker!

The beer is priced high to keep from having to deal with a critical mass of drunken idiots. No one gets wasted on $16 beer.

I remember a bit of Bean Jean overlap, and I’ve seen a bean lamp recently, but no jean lamp yet.

That’s why you can’t take your eyes off the snail!

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it.

I kinda want to get back into programming enough to create a knockoff version… Pone dev indie games are all the rage now, lol

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So the Bible is inappropriate for all students and there’s several parents I need to report…

Shadowgate / Deja Vu / The Uninvited (NES)

Uniracers (SNES)

Custom Robo (GC)

Lost Kingdoms (GC)

Baiten Kaitos (GC)

Holy shit, memory unlocked! I think I bought that game from Office Depot for like $2 on clearance when I was buying school supplies.

Now I’m going to have to go perform some sorcery to see if I can get it on my steam deck and baffle a couple buddies!

Right-wing duality – like how ICE is raiding workplaces to arrest the lazy, unemployed illegals.

Acetaminophen / Paracetamol is probably the one I see the most.