My minimum wage earning ass is getting a diversion

That’s wild

I first married Ysolda because she’s pretty

True. That’s why communist countries have always allowed gay marriage

To be totally fair, they didn’t buy this book, they borrowed it. Still a good reason to use other libraries

I mean it’s pretty clearly irrelevant to the current topic

Still remember the time my dad called me demanding 40 minutes of his life back

He literally canonically does all of that. Gotham isn’t real life, real life socioeconomics don’t apply.

The people who are making things worse are stronger than you, and that’s why they’re winning. You cannot affect societal change if you’re going to balk at the idea of being impolite

ITT: A bunch of exotic insults that make people look like redditors

“A face for radio” is a classic

“This is why people talk about you”

5

What do I do?

Give to him who asks you, and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away.

If there’s a hell, there’s a special place in it for “Christians” who fervently oppose the literal words of their deity

The reason I try to avoid using the phrases “good person” and “bad person” is that it implies that there are people who simply don’t do bad things. “Bad people do bad things, and I’m a good person, so I really don’t need to critically examine my own actions and how they affect others.”

But it’s all good, they’re like 30 feet away. They can’t possibly hurt me from all the way over there!

Ow! Why am I bleeding?

Gripen has canards, which makes it look less cool. And really, isn’t that what matters?

Oh shit I wasn’t even thinking

Bro is the reason I started carrying a multitool

Autopilot, for reasons that are spoilers

People also don’t often kill each other via sex

Personally, I estimate. I have a quarter of a tank, I need 3/4 of a tank. That’s 9 gallons. Times $3.99 is $35.91. I get $30 on pump whatever

The problem isn’t that we’re going to get horse beef, the problem is that we’re going to get wormy beef. Which I think they should lean into rather than the horse angle. Horse meat is no less healthy than cow meat, but nobody wants to eat worms