Look out, he’s got two knives!

I mean maybe, but he also looks to me like a clout-chasing narcissist who had absolute belief in his own intelligence, power, and influence. People like that tend to try to surround themselves with others who flatter their self-image, so they can “casually” drop stuff into conversations like, “You know, I was just talking to Steven Pinker the other day,” or, “That reminds me of something Noam Chomsky once told me…”

What’s shocking to me is just how many scientists, academics, and other allegedly smart kept asking Epstein for advice about shit, even though he was merely a lucky idiot who they knew was also a convicted sex offender.

A tree, you say? Interesting… how about this one:

Mr. Pills assures me that you are very talented and sane.

He’s gonna get the juice everywhere though!

Yeah, this winter’s been a hard one.

I was hoping this would be some one I knew, but it looks like she didn’t turnip.

“Come out to the couch… have a few laughs…”

Sounds like you could use a comforter.

“Whom do you serve?”

“The proletariat!”

“Wot u lookin’ at?”

5 AM?!

I don’t wear shoes in my own home. If I’m visiting your home, I’ll follow your rules – but tell me before I head over so I know if I need to wear my good socks.

But you hung on to Methuselah’s rookie card, right?

“I named her Rei because I’m hoping she will be very, very tall.”

Ugh, this guy, am I right?

Pokemon were real!

“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”