Dracula: Dead and Loving It

But Dawson Creek has postal codes

The customer paid for delivery already; it’s not the guy’s fault Uber Eats doesn’t pay you enough

Fun fact: the 1984 calendar could be used again in 2012, 2040, and 2068

<kegpin> I gotta go.

<Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.

<puppyfish> aww… is keg sick?

<Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is.

That’s a nice sink for a wildlife centre

Should just knock them out of their shell, a la Super Mario World

The “divide by two, then add seven” rule I find is surprisingly accurate for finding the extreme, but yeah I’ve only ever dated people essentially my same age so even that rule of thumb is more theory than practice.

Similar to one of the worst jokes I’ve ever heard:

“I was eating out this woman and tasted horse semen and thought, ‘grandma, so that’s how you died’”

Very common bathroom graffiti, although there’s an extra layer of absurdity bringing a label maker into the process

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/giant-clothespin-sculpture

It was removed a few years ago, but real

Dracowla gets me every time

Same vibes

Starship Troopers I think

Maybe they were blowing the filling in

Can’t wait to skate on the Tiber

Siri, play Cats in the Cradle

Ooooo, effort for a meme?? You are rare in the internet

The meme originally said “hit’s” but has since been corrected