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The Monkey's [email protected]English • 7 months ago

I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

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I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

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The Monkey's [email protected]English • 7 months ago

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Sure, but you get chronically depressed
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  So I get what I want and nothing else changes? Perfect!

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