Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • @bitwabaEnglish
    2•5 months ago

    Yeah fuck curry! I want real American food, like pizza, or tacos!

    • @antidote101English
      2•5 months ago

      Yes! Or that stuff from 80s movies… That they had at the end of long business meetings: Chinese take out!

      So much better than foriegn foods like German Hamburgers or French fries.

      Nah: Real American food like freedom fries!