Last year’s Cocaine Bear managed to spawn a trend even if it wasn’t a huge hit at the box office, with Cocaine Shark following and now Cocaine Werewolf howling our way soon.
Amityville Coke Den isn’t far behind, we assume…
Our friends over at Rue Morgue have provided us with a first look at the upcoming Cocaine Werewolf, which they reveal will be directed by Mark Polonia (director of Cocaine Shark!).
Here’s the synopsis from Cleopatra Entertainment: “Cocaine, cash and a crew filming a low-budget horror movie in the eerie woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a bloodthirsty werewolf literally enters the picture–with deadly results.”
Did they really not use the tag line, “he will huff, he will puff, he will snort blow until your house falls down.”?
They’ll be kicking themselves now.
Unfortunately, if you have a week to write, film, edit and release a film (probably), there’s not going to be much time to come up with something clever.