• themeatbridge
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      147 months ago

      Why is everybody not dancing now? I specifically requested it.

        • Rhaedas
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          87 months ago

          Kung Fu fighting is definitely not safety dancing. At all.

          • themeatbridge
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            67 months ago

            It’s the year 2145, and dancing has been deemed unsafe due to widespread kung-fu fighting and the NaeNaepocalypse of 2099. AI-controlled synthetic automatons now perform all dance-related functions. Automatic, systematic, full of color, self-contained fembots have eliminated the need for humans to engage in dancing. Captivating stimulating, filled with space age design, rhythmatic and acrobatic, they are dynamite attractions, geared to really blow your mind. Dancing, dancing, dancing.