• @Nobody
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    1329 months ago

    This should not have happened. Google Cloud has identified the events that led to this disruption and taken measures to ensure this does not happen again.”

    Our AI golem destroyed something important again, but we’re too big to fail so our mistakes don’t matter.

    We promise it won’t happen again, but when it does happen again, it still won’t matter.

    We’re a totally safe and responsible company and should be trusted with most of the world’s data management.

    • @breadsmasher
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      419 months ago

      AI golem

      immediately pictured a living stolen golem roaming the data centre smashing stuff, while google engineers try and reason with it

      • @SlopppyEngineer
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        149 months ago

        That’s Elon at Twitter. He was the one yanking cables.

        • @jaybone
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          119 months ago

          Good thing Twitter only hosts useless garbage.

    • SonnyVabitch
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      359 months ago

      We promise it won’t happen again, but when it does happen again, it still won’t matter.

      Rest assured that when it does, we will make every effort to promise once more that it won’t happen again.

    • @[email protected]
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      29 months ago

      No no no, they’re right, it won’t happen again.

      …but something with a very similar outcome due to a very similar, but not identical, root cause…well, no guarantees I guess.