Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • @captainlezbian
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    386 months ago

    I don’t think I’ve seen a post that spoke so strongly to me

    That said. Working at a Japanese company has some perks like this in particular

    • @Phoonzang
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      56 months ago

      I got to learn to love those bidet toilets through my frequent (extended) work travels to Japan. Got one for myself at home when the bathroom was up for renovation. Now I am dreading any work trip to not-Japan because I’ll have to shit like a barbarian for that time.

      • Hanrahan
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        6 months ago

        I’ll have to shit like a barbarian for that time.

        I try and pre poop for this reason, if going to town and get caught out etc

        Smearng shit around your asshole with paper might have appealed to 8yr old me but no longer is it the mischievous fun it was in the long ago.

        It was also bemusing to see the great TP shortages of the Covid era and snicker

        • @Madison420
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          16 months ago

          You just gotta hire a domestic worker to shoot a super soaker at your gooch.