• @owenfromcanada
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    287 months ago

    Sometimes I think my husband doesn’t care a snap about me.

    You smell like shit, Susan. Take a shower.

    • @LilDumpy
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      97 months ago

      But be sure to use the LIFEBUOY Health Soap! It’s the only thing that works on your powerful “BO” (body odor). My Grandma NEVER smelled like shit like you, and she used LIFEBUOY Health Soap.