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Not The Onion • 8 months ago

'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say

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'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say

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Not The Onion • 8 months ago

Police in Newfoundland say patrol officers were assaulted Thursday by a "very irate male" wielding a block of cheese.

…The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used.

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I am assuming that a soft cheese assault is less jail time than a hard cheese assault.
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  Also depends on if there’s ‘mens briea’

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