• @son_named_bort
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    611 month ago

    I don’t know why people don’t believe this story. One time my buddy and I raced each other to a local bar and whoever lost had to buy the drinks. Anyway, I’m doing 60 in a 35 MPH zone when I see the flashing lights behind me. I pulled over and gave the cop my story, and wouldn’t you believe it the cop escorted me to jail.