• @Snapz
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        16 months ago

        Child: “But daddy, this pillowcase smells like chemicals and has holes in it?”

        Dad: “Halloween is cancelled, you’re a freedom hating lib-cuck that hates freedom.”

    • @RGB3x3
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      86 months ago

      If they learn anything, it’s to shove some rocks in the pillow case and beat their dad with it until they get to keep all the candy they collect.