The new guidelines are expected to tighten the criteria for what counts as a divine apparition.

Archived version: https://archive.ph/84E9P

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    26 months ago

    Rule 1: you don’t talk about supernatural phenomena

    Rule 2: you DO NOT talk about supernatural phenomena

    Rule 3: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the phenomenon is over.

    Rule 4: Only two saints to a phenomenon.

    Rule 5: One phenomenon at a time.

    Rule 6: No cassocks, no stoles

    Rule 7: Phenomena will go on as long as they have to.

    Rule 8: If this is your first night at Supernatural club, you have to be phenomenal.