• katy ✨
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    366 months ago

    me: i’d like a glass of milk

    them: sorry that’s only on the kids menu

    me: you mean you can’t pour me a glass of milk unless i order from a special menu? what if i wanted coffee

    them: oh then we can bring you milk

    me: ok then i’ll order a coffee and just have the milk

    them: sorry can’t do that.

    • @[email protected]
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      176 months ago

      My friend ordered an omelette without the eggs before, and it worked. A server wouldn’t sell me a double shot of Jager because it was “too much alcohol” but had no problem selling me two single shots at once.

      All depends on how accommodating your server is.

      • jawa21
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        166 months ago

        Double shots are illegal to serve in a fair number of places, so I am betting that is the case.

          • @Alexstarfire
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            56 months ago

            Just another reason Texas sucks.

            • jawa21
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              36 months ago

              In most areas, you can’t buy that pitcher by yourself. At best, you have to request 2 glasses and hide in a corner to drink that pitcher by yourself.

              • @Telodzrum
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                6 months ago

                Yeah … source that claim. I’d believe in most places in the Bible Belt have rules like that. But, I have personally ordered pitchers in several different states and had zero need to demonstrate that I’m party to a party.

    • Resol van Lemmy
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      66 months ago

      me: i’ll order the kids menu then, just so i can have my milk

      them: sorry can’t do that. you’re over the age of 13

    • @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      I’ve never had that problem. I basically always order milk anytime I eat out. Sometimes they only give me a kids portion or even a kids cup (it was extra funny when my wife ordered it for me and I was away from the table changing a diaper while visiting family), but usually I get a full glass of milk