• @IndustryStandard
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    157 months ago

    Adults: Look at these tiktok kids eating tide pods!

    Also adults: Waiter please pour me a glass of your finest toxin!

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      Ah, but it’s a very old pool of toxin, cooked over rotten plant matter from a swamp and aged in an obsolete form of container, and it made them significantly poorer to order it! /s