• applepie
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    147 months ago

    Do you expect a red bloodeded alpha male conservative values republican to known that you can enjoy yourself as a straight man with your wife?

    • @Jimmyeatsausage
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      107 months ago

      He can’t possibly be expected to masturbate to completion with some pathetic tradwife on the screen. He’s no beta-male cuck! Only 2 or more alpha males railing each other can produce the kind of testosterone-fueled intensity to make him climax.

      • @unreasonabro
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        37 months ago

        puts an entirely new spin on the concept of the dickfighter.

      • sp3ctr4l
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        17 months ago

        Havent we already gone through a twitter phase of ‘having sex with women makes you weak/gay?’