“I told you not to tread on me”, snake said to reporters after the incident. “There are, like, signs everywhere. I even made them yellow. Jeez, what else do I have to do?”

  • @MotoAsh
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    97 months ago

    Switching to the GOP? In 2024? Tell me you’re a corrupt piece of trash without telling me you’re a corrupt piece of trash…

    • @Archelon
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      67 months ago

      “Literal snake bites metaphorical snake”

      • @MotoAsh
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        17 months ago

        If God exists, he definitely has a sense of humor. Too bad the satire goes over humanity’s head so, SO often…