A CT imaging scan revealed tapeworm eggs festering in the brain of a Florida man who had been suffering from persistent migraines, a study found.

RFK finds running mate. Their respective worms don’t get along at first, but learn to get along after some sort of trial and/or tribulation.

This movie writes itself.

  • @[email protected]English
    18•7 months ago

    Though the man’s preference for soft bacon wasn’t the sole cause of the ailment, the researchers determined that he likely consumed bacon that had gone bad.

    😳

    • @SkyezOpenEnglish
      6•7 months ago

      I’ve eaten some sketchy bacon before… I think I’ll stop now.

      Wait no, even if it was bad, wouldn’t cooking it kill the eggs?

        • @SkyezOpenEnglish
          2•7 months ago

          Oh I missed it said sole cause. I thought they were dismissing the soft bacon thing entirely.

          I’ll continue to eat dodgy bacon then, as long as it’s properly crispy.