Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

  • nfh
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    107 months ago

    Can Maury moderate it? Bring in some family members before they reveal the test results, maybe some videos played to tell us a bit more about them

    • @acetanilide
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      67 months ago

      Perfect. And throw in a few surprise paternity tests at the same time

      • @[email protected]
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        7 months ago

        Donald, you’re the father.

        I’m sure he has at least a dozen illegitimate kids.

        • @Jimmyeatsausage
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          47 months ago

          The best would be if he actually wasn’t Baron’s father…turns out Melania had a side piece, too.

          • @[email protected]
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            17 months ago

            Oh I meant like several dozen women come out with his illegitimate heirs, but that’d actually be pretty fuckin hilarious.

    • @gnate
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      67 months ago

      Hold on, we don’t want him getting aroused.