Louisiana will become the first state to require that public universities and K-12 schools display the Ten Commandments in every classroom after the Senate voted overwhelmingly to push forward new
Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry
But I have a BMW
In which case you’re exempt from the law, Blind Man Wagon.
Even if you’re really hungry? Or say it’s like a really really tasty sandwich. There’s got to be some wiggle number right.