• @Gullible
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    92 years ago

    Unrelated, but when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste, where do you squeeze it?

    • izzent
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      172 years ago

      Onto my lasagna for extra taste.

      • @Gullible
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        82 years ago

        Whoa, that’s pretty neat, man. So you don’t have to brush after you eat it? I’m gonna save so much time tomorrow!

    • HeavyRust
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      132 years ago

      In my mouth.

      No, I just put it on my toothbrush.

      • @Gullible
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        102 years ago

        Check out Bezos here, boasting about his toothbrush and functional oral orifice. My father lived 80 years without his lower jaw and what, you think you’re better than him or something? People like you disgust me.