Sam Altman Is Full Of Shit
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Note: In my last newsletter, I said that my next post would be the second part of my Facebook autopsy. Don’t worry, that’s still coming, but given the recent drama between Sam Altman, OpenAI, and Scarlett Johansson, I felt the need to write something. Don’t worry, I

Wake up honey, new Zitron just dropped.

Looks like Sammy boy has a crush on Scarlett Johansson and wanted to model his sexy chatbot after her role in the movie Her. The damage control is actually hilarious.

Altman subsequently claimed that the actress for Sky was cast before the company reached out to Johansson.

“Yeah, I don’t want to go out with you anyway. Also, I already have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school, so you wouldn’t know her. And no, I won’t tell you who it is!”

I mean, we all knew that OpenAI is a fucking clown show of a company run by wannabe nerd frat boys with way too much money, but I didn’t think we’d get high school level relationship drama this season.

  • @chemical_cutthroatEnglish
    -17•4 months ago

    Did you just editorialize an editorial? There is grass outside, and it yearns to be touched.

    • MiiOPEnglish
      24•4 months ago

      Don’t worry, I’ll go back to touching grass once I’m done clowning on AI-brained tech bozos for the day.

      • @[email protected]English
        16•4 months ago

        He does have a point though. The TTS does sound pretty different from “Her”.

        …but it also sounds a shit ton like Johansson in general. Which would make sense if it was trained on a corpus of her speaking rather than just clips from the one movie.

        I mean come on, it sounds like chatGPT’s about to tell me that the sun’s getting real low.

        • @[email protected]English
          8•4 months ago

          It’s almost like there was a….irunno what you’d call it? A portrayal? Of some kind, by her. Who’d want to be not themselves though?! Sounds so ridiculous, I know

      • @[email protected]English
        6•4 months ago

        you’d swear these dipshits have never learned the difference between shiitake and shit takes

        just saw a loose assemblage of letters in vaguely the right order and went YES THAT"S RIGHT THAT"S WHAT I WANT OH YES SIGN ME UP BABY

      • @chemical_cutthroatEnglish
        2•4 months ago

        Just the fact that you have a source to back your claim means you did more work than OP when he went off about the Ed piece. So, bravo, I guess.

      • @[email protected]English
        10•4 months ago

        it’s always funny when posters we’ve never seen here before blow through to try and enforce norms from the orange site and other shitty tech communities, as if a post that could be summed up as “stop having tech takes in TechTakes” would ever be of any value to anyone