Doritos are the apex predators of snack foods. The elites eat them at the most opulent galas. They make special varieties for the truly wealthy like Chile Child, Taco Teen, and Blazing Baby.
So yes, kings actually prefer Doritos to dishes such as escargot or caviar. Doritos are the snack of the gods and cannot be compared to other mortal foods.
What I find most interesting about this is their belief that living like a king involves eating Doritos.
Doritos are the apex predators of snack foods. The elites eat them at the most opulent galas. They make special varieties for the truly wealthy like Chile Child, Taco Teen, and Blazing Baby.
So yes, kings actually prefer Doritos to dishes such as escargot or caviar. Doritos are the snack of the gods and cannot be compared to other mortal foods.