@[email protected] to Ask Lemmy • 4 months agoAnyone got some funny "that wasn't a fart" stories to read to my coworker?NSFWmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down110
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareAnyone got some funny "that wasn't a fart" stories to read to my coworker?NSFW@[email protected] to Ask Lemmy • 4 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink9•4 months agoLike the time I thought I had to fart so I relaxed my sphincter a bit and hear someone behind me asking for tree-fiddy? It was about this time I realized that the little fart was actually a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era. It was the god damned Loch Ness Monster!
Like the time I thought I had to fart so I relaxed my sphincter a bit and hear someone behind me asking for tree-fiddy?
It was about this time I realized that the little fart was actually a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era.
It was the god damned Loch Ness Monster!
Your story moved me, and my bowels.