• @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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    215 months ago

    Yeah well your spouse is now my spouse, oogity boogity I said the magic words. Also gimme all your shoes.

    • @[email protected]
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      115 months ago

      Granted. You are now on the hook for her child support payments for my raising her kids.

      The one thing a sovcit can never do.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        165 months ago

        You didn’t capitalize anything so I’m RUBBER and you’re GLUE. It is now your RESPONSIBILITY as I have claimed my RIGHTS.

        • @saltesc
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          65 months ago

          You didn’t use EMOJIS so payment in the FORM of $1M upfront, THEN the usual PAYMENTS 😘🤣🤔🤑💥🦶🐢

        • @IphtashuFitz
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          65 months ago

          Where’s your red ink thumbprint?

      • @Alexstarfire
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        35 months ago

        I think that’s two things: raised kids, and paying child support.